Good morning.
Thank you for using L.E. Tourism,
also known as L.E. Tourism,
on this trip.
Thank you very much.
Today,
I'm going to take you on a journey
on a tiny,
tiny,
canyons.
I'm your cute puppy,
Cake Mell.
Mell is so cute!
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Guides.
Yes?
What color is it?
You shouldn't ask such a question.
It will be a waste of time.
You shouldn't ask such a question.
I don't mind.
Because you are my pets.
Here is the quiz.
The quiz is...
Guessing quiz.
Let's guess.
The person who gets the right answer...
will get this drink.
What do you think the color of your underwear is?
White.
I choose black.
Do you like black?
I like black.
You are very naughty.
I think the color of my clothes is red.
Red? I like it because it's passionate.
What do you think?
Purple.
Purple is also naughty.
Do you like it?
I like it.
Yellow.
I have to guess.
I would like to announce the correct answer.
Do you want one?
Thank you very much.
White.
Yellow.
I did it.
White.
I did it.
Thank you.
The correct answer is...
White and purple.
I did it.
The correct answer is white and purple.
Is there no yellow?
There is no yellow.
There is no black.
If you get the correct answer,
I will give you a drink.
I did it.
Thank you very much.
Please look at this.
Yes.
Sir.
I got the correct answer.
I have a question.
Sir.
Which do you like?
I like your butt.
Your butt?
Yes.
I will give you my butt.
What?
What should I do?
Please pat my butt.
Is that okay?
It's better than a drink.
Yes, please.
Can you take a picture of me?
Please pat my butt.
Yes.
I got the correct answer.
You are amazing.
I feel so good.
I got the correct answer.
You are amazing.
I got the correct answer.
I am so glad you are here.
What should I do?
I am so worried.
What should I do?
I can't do it yet.
The other person got it right.
Which one do you like?
I like boobs.
Oh, boobs?
Yes.
Then I'll give you a boobs buff.
I'm glad.
I'm happy.
It's hot.
Do you like boobs?
Yes, I love them.
Ta-da.
Will you sit down?
Yes.
Wow.
It's soft.
How do you feel?
It feels so soft.
I feel good here.
Are you alive?
It smells so good.
I'm happy.
How do you feel?
Do you feel good?
I feel so good.
You got it right.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
Thank you.
It's unfair.
Today's guest is Ech.
I'll give you a lot of ramen.
I'll make it empty.
Good.
How long have you been married?
5 days.
5 days?
Yes, a week.
A week?
That's great.
Do you want more?
I've only been married for 3 days.
3 days?
How do you feel?
I'm sorry.
I couldn't stand it.
Last night...
What?
I couldn't stand it.
What?
Do you have a lot of ramen?
I have a lot.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
You have to eat a lot.
Yes.
By the way,
so far,
the most number of customers are in their 40s.
1 night 2 days.
9 ramen.
I was able to go home.
That's great.
I was able to go home like this.
Do you want to go home?
Yes, we do.
Please do your best until the heat is empty today.
Yes.
By the way,
if you have a q-brake,
please rest assured that I will take it with my ero-pie and ero-shiri.
Yes.
I will take it with my ero-bag.
Ero-bag?
I will take it.
Ero-bag is the best.
Do you want to do ero-bag?
Yes.
I want to do ero-bag.
However,
no matter how much it is piled up,
please be careful of the q-brakes of the ramen.
I wonder if I can do it.
Please be patient.
Yes.
There are other things to be careful about when driving a bus.
When driving,
if you have an ero-shiri and an ero-bag,
there is a possibility that the q-brakes of the ramen will explode.
Please be careful of the q-brakes of the ramen.
Q-brakes?
Something is in it.
Yes, that's it.
Is it real?
Yes, it is.
Do you have it?
Yes, I have it.
This trip is
free to drink,
free to lick,
and free to hug.
Thank you very much.
Today,
I will be your friend.
Thank you very much.
By the way, how many experienced people are there?
There are more than 50 q-brakes.
There are 100 q-brakes in total.
I like q-brakes that are not too thick or too big.
I like q-brakes that are just right.
I like it.
If you own a q-brake,
please raise your hand.
Can I check it?
Please check it.
Is it okay?
Not yet.
I want more.
Please raise your hand more.
Okay.
I will do my best.
This is your brother.
The shape of the q-brake is round.
It's moving.
Is it okay?
Please.
Is the q-brake big?
It feels good.
I like the shape of the q-brake.
Is it not okay?
I want more.
Okay.
I will check it.
Are you confident?
She is touching me.
I'm very happy.
If you get close to me, I will explode.
Don't explode.
The q-brake moved.
I'm jealous.
Do you want me to touch you?
Yes.
Excuse me.
It's very hard.
If you kiss me,
it may be harder.
Kiss?
Do you want to make it harder?
Yes, I want to make it harder.
I like hard q-brakes.
I will kiss you.
It will be harder.
It's not enough.
Can I remove the q-brake?
It's harder than before.
It's hard.
I thought you forgot.
I didn't.
It may be harder.
It's not easy.
I think so.
Is it okay?
I don't know.
It's here.
Is it here?
Is it like this?
Which one is harder?
I don't know.
Is it harder?
How can I make it harder?
Do you feel my nipples?
Yes, I do.
My nipples are hard.
Are you serious?
Yes.
It's okay to remove the q-brake.
Really?
I will take it out.
Take it out?
Yes.
Just a little.
Yes.
Make it harder.
Yes.
Do you want to touch my boobs?
Is it okay?
It's soft.
I love your nipples.
Yes.
Is it okay to remove the q-brake?
I can't stand it.
You can't stand it?
Is it okay to remove the q-brake?
Yes.
If you feel good,
please remove the q-brake.
Yes.
Do you feel good?
Yes.
It's hard to remove the q-brake.
My nipples are soft.
Is it okay to remove the q-brake?
Yes.
It's hard to remove the q-brake.
Is it okay to remove the q-brake?
Yes.
My nipples are soft.
Is it okay to remove the q-brake?
Yes.
Is it okay to remove the q-brake?
Yes.
If you don't remove the q-brake,
please remove the q-brake.
Is it okay to remove the q-brake?
Yes.
Please remove the q-brake.
We arrived at the service area.
We will take a 10-minute rest in the toilet.
You can't cross the line in the toilet.
Yes.
We will make you feel better.
When you come back,
we will take a picture of you in front of the bus.
The number 2 flag will be the landmark.
Please come back without a mistake.
Yes.
We will take a rest in the toilet.
You can't cross the line in the toilet.
We will take a picture of you in front of the bus.
Yes.
We will take a picture of you in front of the bus.
Please make this flag the landmark.
Yes.
The bus driver is very cute.
He is a nice woman.
I want to make you feel better.
It's a waste.
I agree.
I want to make you feel better.
I agree.
Please sit down.
Please take a picture of me.
We took a picture of you.
This is nice.
Let's take a picture of you.
I wanted to take a picture of you.
Of course, we will take a picture of you.
Wow.
Which photo would you like to take?
I want to take a picture of you.
Really?
We can't do that.
We will take a picture of you.
Of course, we will take a picture of you.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you.
Do you want to see my boobs?
Yes.
Let's take a picture of you.
That's nice.
It's not fun to just take a picture of you.
Let's take a picture of you.
Is it okay to take a picture of you?
It's okay.
Wow.
I want to be a memory of you.
I want to take a picture of you.
It's not good to be seen by others.
It's okay if you take a picture of me.
We will take a picture of you before people come.
That's right.
Let's take a picture of you.
How was it?
It was great.
I think there are many people who think this is not enough.
I want to show my special skills.
What is it?
Let's take a picture of you.
I want to take a picture of you.
How was it?
How do you take a picture of me?
I'll take a picture of you.
It's okay.
Let's take a picture of you.
It's easy for me to live here.
I'm in a bad condition now.
Does it hurt?
It hurts.
Let's take a picture of you.
Is it okay?
Let's take a picture of you.
Can I take a picture of you?
You can't take a picture of me.
Let's take a picture of you.
Can you take a picture of me?
Let's take a picture of you.
How was it?
Is it okay to take a picture of me?
It's okay.
Let's take a picture of you.
How was it?
Did you take a picture of me?
I think it's perfect.
I'm getting wet.
I want to lick you.
Do you want to lick me?
It's okay.
Please drink a lot of water.
Let's take a picture of you.
I feel good.
How is it?
Is my mango delicious?
It's delicious.
I feel good.
Please get excited with my mango.
I want to lick you.
I'm getting wet.
How is it?
Can I touch you?
Please touch me.
Please check my mango.
I'm getting wet.
I want to lick you.
My finger feels good.
Please touch me with your finger.
I want to lick you.
I'm getting wet.
Please touch me.
Let's take a picture of us together.
I'm not ready yet.
I feel good.
I'm getting wet.
I feel good.
Please touch me.
I want to lick you.
Please touch me.
I'm getting wet.
How is it?
It was the best.
It was a good memory.
My mango is getting wet.
I feel good.
How was it?
We took a picture of us together.
It was great.
As a memory of your trip,
It was sold for 116,500 yen.
Please buy it this time.
It's been a while since we arrived at the hotel.
Shall we play a game?
Shall we do an edgy quiz?
Let's do the most exciting quiz.
What does it mean?
As you can see,
It's an edgy quiz.
I don't know what it is.
Ta-da!
It's an edgy apple quiz.
What is the name of the female plane in Japan?
It's Aiko.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
I want to go to Kansai.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's Aiko.
We lost.
Rock-paper-scissors.
We lost.
What is the name of the female plane in Kanto?
It's Manko.
What do you think?
What is the name of the female plane in Kanto?
It's Manko.
It's easy.
Is it easy?
It's easy.
I got it right.
What kind of reward do you want?
Reward?
I want you to whisper in your ear that it's Manko.
It's a luxury.
It's Manko in your ear.
Here we go.
You're going to lose.
I'm very excited.
Are you excited just by this?
You still have a long way to go.
Are you going to do more things?
Yes.
If you get it right, you'll get what you want as a reward.
I'm looking forward to it.
I might get a reward like this.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please think carefully.
That's good.
You're cheating.
I want to answer all the questions.
I want you to sing a song around the clock.
This song?
Yes.
I don't know.
Which region?
I don't know.
I'll sing in Hokkaido.
Hokkaido?
How do you call a woman in Hokkaido?
Omanju.
How do you call a woman in Hokkaido?
Omanju.
You're wrong.
I've never heard of Omanju.
You can't do that.
I don't know.
You have to get a reward.
I know.
Please think carefully.
I'm embarrassed.
Please sing a song around the clock.
Which region?
How do you call a woman in Kansai and China?
Omeiko.
How do you call a woman in Kansai and China?
Omeiko.
You're right.
What do you want?
Anything.
I want you to sing a song around the clock.
Sing a song around the clock?
It's a luxury.
What should I do?
Sing a song around the clock?
Yes.
What's going on there?
Please show me.
I'm waiting for you to sing a song around the clock.
Can I talk a lot?
Please.
Can I make you sing a song around the clock?
Please do.
I've been singing since the beginning.
What do you call a woman in Kansai and China?
No.
What's the answer?
A woman in China.
A woman in China?
I've heard that a lot.
Is it a woman in Kansai?
It's a woman in China.
Is it a woman in China?
It's a woman in China.
You can't answer at all.
I can't answer.
I'm not sure.
What are you not sure about?
I'm not sure.
It's a woman in China.
You're being talked to.
Can I take a picture of you?
No.
I'm going to go.
Can I go?
I'm scared.
Go away.
There are a lot of pictures.
It's been a week.
Did you take all the pictures?
Did you say that my mouth was too pleasant?
Did you feel good about your mouth?
It was very pleasant.
It's delicious.
It's been a week.
It's delicious.
Are you happy?
I'm happy.
If you succeed, I'll do it for you.
Really?
Next question.
Can you answer?
How do you call a woman in China?
Chomechome.
How do you call a woman in China?
Chomechome.
I'm going to answer.
Do you want to do it?
I want to do it.
We've been waiting for you.
Which one do you want to answer?
I'm confident.
I'm going to answer.
How do you call a woman in Kyushu and Okinawa?
Chomechome.
How do you call a woman in Kyushu and Okinawa?
Chomechome.
I did it.
Congratulations.
Of course, I want to enjoy my buttocks.
Did you touch your buttocks?
Yes.
Do you want to enjoy my buttocks?
Yes.
Please touch my buttocks.
How do you feel?
My buttocks are really soft.
But I want to enjoy your buttocks more.
Can I touch your buttocks?
You want to enjoy my buttocks, don't you?
Yes.
My buttocks.
But I can't see your buttocks.
I see.
I can't see your buttocks.
Do you want to see my buttocks?
Yes.
I'll show you my buttocks.
Please.
How do you feel?
I can see your buttocks.
It's strange.
I can't see your buttocks.
Do you want to see my buttocks?
How do you feel?
I want to enjoy your buttocks.
You want to enjoy my buttocks?
Yes.
Please show me your buttocks.
You really like my buttocks, don't you?
Yes.
You've been rubbing my buttocks for a long time.
Do you want me to check your buttocks?
Yes.
Please rub my buttocks.
Really?
Yes.
Please rub my buttocks.
Please show me your buttocks.
How do you feel?
I want to enjoy your buttocks.
How do you feel?
I can't stand it.
You can't stand it?
I want to enjoy your buttocks.
Please show me your buttocks.
I want to enjoy your buttocks.
Please rub my buttocks.
I want to enjoy your buttocks.
You can't stand it?
I want to enjoy your buttocks.
Yes, of course.
I want to enjoy your buttocks.
Please rub my buttocks.
I feel good.
I agree.
Please rub my buttocks.
How do you call a female plane in Hokkaido?
Rub my buttocks.
You're right.
It was a hard question.
Please think harder.
It's difficult.
How do you call a female plane in the Chubu region?
I don't know.
How do you call a female plane in the Chubu region?
Rub my buttocks.
How do you call a female plane in the Chubu region?
Rub my buttocks.
You're right.
I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
You're right.
Please think harder.
I'm ready.
Which one do you choose?
Which one?
The Tohoku region.
How do you call a female plane in the Tohoku region?
Rub my buttocks.
You're right.
How do you call a female plane in the Tohoku region?
Rub my buttocks.
You're right.
It's difficult.
Please think harder.
It's difficult.
Please think harder.
How do you call a female plane in the Chubu region?
Rub my buttocks.
How do you call a female plane in the Chubu region?
Chon-chon.
You're right.
Congratulations.
It's amazing.
What do you want as a reward?
Can I ask you to pick up a pie?
Pick up a pie?
Of course.
You want to pinch my buttocks, right?
Yes.
Please think harder.
I think my buttocks feel good.
How do you feel?
Is my buttock tight?
It's amazing.
I'm being sucked into a pie.
It feels good.
Does my buttock feel good?
It feels good.
That's right.
You don't have to pinch my buttocks.
You're cheating.
Please pinch my buttocks with my buttocks.
It feels good.
Can you pinch my buttocks?
I thought 10,000 pieces would be here.
It's a bit long.
Let's move on to the next one.
That's right.
It might have been a bit long.
Let's move on to the next question.
It's a pity.
I thought I could do it.
It's a pity that it's so long.
Please wait for a moment.
Let's move on to the next question.
Okay.
Let's move on to the next question.
How do you call a woman in the Tohoku region?
I've heard this before.
Really?
How do you call a woman in the Tohoku region?
I've heard this before.
You've heard this before.
I've heard this before.
What is your reward?
My reward is...
I want to lick the bed of your bus guide.
Will you lick my bed?
Can I?
Yes.
I will lick your bed.
Yes.
Please lick it as much as you want.
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes.
Please cover the bed with your white handbag.
Should I cover the bed?
I covered it.
It's slippery.
It's a small bed.
What?
There is a bean on the top of the bed.
Yes.
This is it.
I'm weak.
It's going down into the bed.
Is it delicious?
It's going down into the bed.
Your bed is delicious.
Was it delicious?
It was delicious.
It's going down into the bed.
You can't do that all the time.
I can't?
I haven't finished eating yet.
That's right.
Me too.
I understand.
Yes.
It's going down into the bed.
How do you call a female plane in Hokkaido?
It's going down into the bed.
You have a great memory.
I studied a little.
What should I do?
I answered the last question.
I want to give you a reward from me.
Are you going to give me a reward?
How is it?
Will you be happy?
What is it?
It's annoying.
It's very tight.
Give me a kiss.
I can't do it.
It's very tight.
I can't do it.
It's very tight.
If you kiss me,
it will be a great thing.
It's cold.
Do you rub it together?
It feels good.
It's scary.
It's very tight.
It feels good.
Do you remember this?
It's a ticket bag.
It's too early to put it in the bag.
Will you put it in the bag?
Don't you know what this heart does?
Will you put it in the bag?
I don't want to.
I want you to put it in the bag.
It's very tight.
Lick it.
It's rubbing on the cartilage.
I think I'm going to eat it.
Do you want me to eat it?
Please eat it.
It's very tight.
It's my reward.
How is it?
It's very tight.
It feels good.
I put it in the cartilage.
It's very tight.
I put it in the cartilage.
It feels good.
Does it feel good?
It's my reward.
It feels good.
My reward is happy.
You want my reward, don't you?
Come here.
I'm going to enter the gym.
Please watch me.
Where are you going to enter?
My reward.
It's very tight.
My favorite red dung beetle.
Is it okay to say such a red dung beetle?
Red dung beetle.
Don't say that.
Watch my sex.
I told you.
I like red dung beetle.
Look at our sex.
From behind.
Red dung beetle.
It feels good.
Please give me more.
It grows well.
Can you see my red dung beetle?
It feels good to be here.
Please stick to the back of my red dung beetle.
It feels good.
How is my red dung beetle?
It's scary.
It's stuck to the back of my red dung beetle.
It's very hot.
My red dung beetle is very hot.
It looks like it's going to fall down.
Please give me some water.
It's getting hot.
I'm so happy.
It's here.
Please wash the dung beetle in hot spring water.
It's something new from the beginning.
There's nothing at all today.
How was your meal?
It was the best.
Did you sleep well?
I was wondering what to do.
That outfit.
Is that a rat?
That's the truth.
Is that a rat?
I want to see it.
Show me.
It's a playback.
Ta-da!
The bus guide's uniform is nice.
The swimsuit is nice, too.
Where do you want to go?
It's cute.
It's erotic.
Everyone looks good in it.
Really?
Would you like to get married?
Yes, please.
Can I go home with you?
Yes, please.
Thank you very much.
It feels good.
That's enough.
The trip is not over yet.
It's a marriage service.
It's over.
Everyone, please make Kintama naked and go home.
Of course.
It's not over yet.
It's not over yet?
It's getting bigger.
This one, too.
It's amazing.
Everyone, please like me.
I want to have a lot of babies.
That's great.
It feels good.
The first baby is delicious.
The first baby is out.
There is a baby behind you.
I like everyone's nipples.
This one, too.
It feels good.
It moved.
Everyone's nipples are amazing.
Is the inside of Kintama full?
It's still full.
There are a lot of nipples here.
It's amazing.
Everyone, please like me.
Do you like it?
It's amazing.
It's great.
There are many nipples.
There are a lot of nipples.
It's so cute.
It's so cute, isn't it?
It's a chimp.
I like silver chimp.
Everyone, please give me silver chimp.
Please show me a lot of big chimp.
It's so cute.
It's amazing.
I'm happy to be surrounded by chimp.
It feels good to be crushed.
It's so embarrassing.
Chimp is delicious.
It's amazing.
It's so cute.
It feels good to be crushed.
Please give me more chimp.
It's amazing.
I've been admiring you.
I'm happy to be surrounded by chimp.
Please give me more chimp.
It's amazing.
It feels good to be crushed.
Please give me more chimp.
You like chimp, don't you?
Please give me more chimp.
It's amazing.
It feels good to be crushed.
Please give me more chimp.
I'm so happy to be surrounded by chimp.
It's amazing.
Please give me more chimp.
It's amazing to be crushed by chimp.
It's amazing.
It feels good to be crushed by chimp.
It's amazing.
It's amazing to be crushed by chimp.
Please give me more chimp.
It's amazing.
It's hot.
It's okay.
So much goldfish soup.
So good.
Give me more goldfish soup.
So good.
Give me more goldfish soup.
I can't stand the soup.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so tired.
I'm so excited.
I'm so happy.
Give me more goldfish soup.
I'm so happy.
I want to make my father's nose run.
I'm so happy.
I want to make my father's nose run.
I'm so happy.
So much goldfish soup.
I want to make my father's nose run.
Please give me more goldfish soup.
Give me more goldfish soup.
How is it?
I want to make my father's nose run.
I'm so happy.
I want to make my father's nose run.
Do you want me to give you a massage?
I want to do something like a massage.
I can't see where I'm crying.
How do you feel, Mei-chan?
I'm so happy that a chimp came into my room.
Please put the big chimp in my room.
I can't stand it.
Do you want me to put it in your room?
The chimp who came in yesterday.
It's good to be young, but it's not bad to be an old man.
I want you to do something like a chimp.
Please put the big chimp in my room.
Do you like the big chimp?
The chimp came into my room.
I can't stand it.
Please put the chimp in my room.
I want you to put the chimp in my room.
It's warm.
I don't think I'll be able to put it out so soon.
I feel so good.
Did you feel so good?
I can't stand it.
Please put the chimp in my room.
I can't stand it.
The chimp came into my room.
I'm so happy that a chimp came into my room.
Please put the chimp in my room.
I can't stand it.
Please put the chimp in my room.
It's not empty inside the chimp, is it?
Please put the chimp in my room.
I can't stand it.
Please put the chimp in my room.
Thank you for coming to the apple ero bus guide, Satsuki Mei.
Nakadashi is the best!
Thank you for coming to the apple ero bus guide, Satsuki Mei.
Did you enjoy the apple bus guide, Kintama?
Yes, we enjoyed it.
Please look forward to the next apple ero bus guide.